hey mr. wilson want to put on your old navy suit and play war

U-boat Captain: When we arrive in France, you will be MY prisoners and then - we shall examine the List! Later on, after the tables have turned courtesy of a foolish mistake by Hodges, the platoon are ordered to accompany the German crew on their boat, to protect them from the Navy (who will not blow up their boat if there are British men aboard): Pike: Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work! U-boat Captain:' Your name will also go on the list! What is it? Mainwaring: Don't tell him Pike! U-boat Captain: Pike! Captain Mainwaring: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war! U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are. įrom the episode The Deadly Attachment German U-boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list and when we win the war you will be brought to account. Jones' Dad: Oh, I wondered what the noise was. Here are some of the most well known and/or the funniestįrom the episode Museum Piece Jones: There's a war on, Dad. Dad's Army was known for its memorable, humourous and often famous quotes.

Hey mr. wilson want to put on your old navy suit and play war